Monday, August 20, 2012

Its such a small world

Why this post?Why at this point of time ?What is the significance of the post?

Please save your questions till the end of this post.You can always post comments.


**************FLASH BACK***********SPIRALS ON THE SCREEN***********************
4 years back , Saagar was busy ditching his friends and loving a girl with his whole heart all the time.

Ah..loving and ditching..they always go hand in hand.... 4 months later he was doing the same , but the love was for his friends and the ditching part--saddest story in his life... don't want to publish it here to hurt him...

Does this sound familiar to anyone here ?Especially those who have been in touch with a fat Intel guy at any point of time in their life? If yes , then you are at the right place and YES , Saagar is that pathetic guy .

Saagar had a tough time.Thanks to all his friends , he found it even more difficult to move on , because in each and every conversation , they used to bring up this tragic love story..But our guy was not a coward , he faced the situation with all that he had , only to end up in a lonely world (Read lonely as 'DUDES only world').He pursued the girl to get closure , but all his efforts ended in vain.

Somehow , after 3 years , he found a new path and was slowly finding his way to the society.His friends were still with him .He tried to improve his life by having tequilas , beer , vodka etc etc. He even tried smoking once .All credit goes to trichy kaathalan...

By the end of 2011 , he had forgotten the name of the girl , her friends , her family..bla bla bla...By the way , her sister gave birth to a boy in Dec 2010 and by this time , Sukanya was not in her friends list , which meant they were fighting for some reason.


2012 saw the dawn of a new era for him .He stopped boozing and was pretty much clear about what he wanted in his life.As always, he was working hard by sleeping a lot , eating less and spending a lot of time on phone calls with his friends
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wait wait wait..so why the title Its such a small world....Read along..

So by the end of August , Saagar was back at his native place , this time to bell the CAT. His relatives came to see him all the time .After all, they love him a lot.There were questions on his present life , present job , present status etc etc...Again bla bla bla

Then came the SHOCK OF his life.

************************************PRESENT DAY********************************

Saagar was checking his Facebook account.He was surprised to see that many girls from his batch still haven't added him as a friend,even though they were adding others..
he was confused and checked his cousins account...even she hadn't approved it.Wait a sec..She got married?That too to a guy with that kind of moustache .Unbelievable........what..this guy looks familiar..is he the same guy who...............yes its him..........Oh god........she found only him to marry?Thank god, I didn't attend the marriage..or......

when i would have gone to meet him on the wedding , he would have used the same Hindi gaalis that i had to hear 4 years back for troubling his cousin..


this would explain why the friend request is not accepted till now.....

Mooshik Stree phir se Mooshik stree ban gayi...(gaya..watever)..here my ass is on fire and u ppl are mocking me on my hindi skills!!!

Moral of the story..
The world is too small for someone like Saagar to disappear, no matter how deep he chooses to sink.

PS:Ended this post abruptly as I am aware of the consequences of such a post.Apologies

PPS:To all mallu friends --Illa , ente manasill veendum laddu pottiyilla...