10 lessons

Lesson 1 :You should never buy gifts for your relatives ,most importantly at the same time.#Comparisons

Lesson 2 :Never attend your school classmate's wedding.#Monu, ninte cuteness okke poyeda...

Lesson 3: keep secrets to yourself .#Friends#Daaru#Maanahaaani

Lesson 4 :Never tell your friends that you are in love #My experiments with truth

Lesson 5: Never tell a girl that you like to listen to her worries. #Missile barter

Lesson 6: Never hack any ones account # criminal case#police station

Lesson 7: Never search for a girl in facebook # Mutual friends #Alavalaathikal

Lesson 8: Never go to a concert which offers free entry#Chances of seeing some of those beloved faces=More!

Lesson 9: Never expect a girl near your seat in a train or bus #Orikkalum nadakkatha swapnam

Lesson 10 :Never make your manager unhappy #Cute girl who comes to office will go with ur manager while you have to deal with syamalaaas, gomathis or thankammaas

No one killed Me-Director -yours truly

But I dont have anything to write....

31st December 2010.

Jose Prakashettan , Sakhavu Varghesettan and paavam Sasi were at Koramangala infront of Jimmy s Beer parlour......They had big plans for the night...Sakhavu wanted booze ...Sasi wanted food..Josettan wanted both...And all three had another thing in their minds also..(Orikkalum nadakatha manoharamaaya swapnam).....

They saw the crowd inside the parlour..The only table which was vacant was the one near to the entrance....which was disappointing...So Josettan ( aka Gafoor.....Dubai kaanikkam ennu paranju eppolum Madrasil kondu pokunavan) drove to another pub..H30 @ Domlur...They were standing near the door when they saw two girls walking out..The waitor said "1500 per head..No discounts..Unlimited food and Beer."..Ooru thendikalude keesayilenthu kaanan...Kuttikyaayirikumbol thanne vellam adikkaam ennu theliyicha Kunjappane manassildhyanichu kondu Sakahavu flashed a note of Gandhi...Ettilla......Absolut vodkayum djinnum okke adikkamennu karuthiyavarkku thetti..Oduvil parippuvadayum kattan chaayayum kondu thripthipedendi varumo ennu samsayicha nimishangal......

Sakhavu had his own contacts there..Luckily they got 3 seats at Hotel Nandhini..(Athe..pachariyum pappadavum kittunna sthalam)...As usual veendum thenju...Aake kittiya seat aa hotelil vayattathu adichu paadi kondirikunna Yesudasante aduthu...Yesudasan kittiya avasaram paazhakkathe thudangi----"Chora veeena mannil ninnu ......."..Sakhavu started dancing as if it was a MJ number...He stopped only when the bearer came with the menu...Sasi ee samayamokke hotel arichu perukuka aayirunnu....Josettan sheelayumaayi msg chatilum busy aayirunnu...Athu thudarnnu aa kunthrandathinte battery theerunna vare..Ithinidayil theetta matsaram aarambhichirunnu..

Ooruthendikku onam bumper adicha pole oru family....one uncle one aunt and two young girls...adutha table il vannirunnnu...josettan thante T shirt ile podi thattan thudangi...Sasi paambu aakaan thudangi...Sakhavu shirt okke pantinakathakki "Uncle..I am karthikuuuuu" ennum paranju number idaan thudangi...Uncle and aunty were not interested..They were in their own world....3 perum disappointed aayi oro beer order cheythu..(EDIT--Sasi beer kudikilla..red wine order cheythu)...

Ellam kai vittu poyi ennu karuthiya neram appurathe table ilninnum kilinaaadam

Girl 1---

U know,,,Mallus are so good looking..They are talented..They are literate...Kerala has the highest literacy rate...Blah blah blah.....

Ithokke kettu 3 perum njetti..Thangale pokki parayunathil alla....Malayalikal aayirunittum ithonnum avarkku ariyillayirunnu.....


Girl 2--

Yes yes...

.And she winked at Girl 1.


Appolekkum mayangi irunna Sasi chaadi ezhunettu...Kaivasamirunna Cooling glassum okke vechu...Ingane simple aayi dress dharikunavare penkuttikalkku ishtapedille..dont they like enna bhavathil irippaayi....JOsettante nottam aa ammachiyil aayirunnu....Sakahavu aakatte,ethu number irakkanam enna aalochanayilum....

Ippol muttamippol muttam ennnu karutiyirunnu moonnu perum....(Ee samayam pandorikkal narthakimaare kaanan poyathu Sasikku orma vannu...Sasi serikkum sasi aaya samayam..Annu thecha Kunjappan koode illa ennathu aaswasam).....Samayam nokki 11 45...3 perum kozhi irachi thamashakal paranju chiriichu marikunnu.......

*****15 minutes kazhinju******

Penkuttikal ippolum malayalikale pokki parayuka aayirunnu...Avasaanam dhairyam sambharichu Sasi ezhunettu munnnottu neengi....Odi chennu Uncle ne ketti pidichu-----Happy new yr uncle...Happy new yr ....Kittya chance paazhakkathe Josettan odi Auntye ketti pidikkan munnottu neengi...But unclethadanju.....Avar bill um koduthu irangi.....Pokunna samayam thirinju 3 pereyum nokki.....penkuttikal paranju....Athe chettanmaare.NIgalkonnum ...Mother ..sisters onnumille..Matram alla...Oru kaiviralinu matramentho thalarcha badhichathu pole kaipathi ellarem kaanikukayum cheythu....

*********1 minute******* Elllaaaarum sthambhichu nilkunnu...



Sasi nilavillkkan thudangi..Kaathirunnu kittiya chance kalanje..
Josettan---------ENnalum aunty miss aayi
Sakhavu---ENikku pengalmaarilla ennu avarodu parayaamayirunnu....

Pinne onnum nokkiyilla,,,,,,Thapassirikkan 3 perum car eduthu malanirakalilekku neengi..(Nandi hills ennu thiruthi vaayikuka)


********SUBHAM*************************


Angane oru varsham koodi..........Theyappedaaan Sasi jeevikunnu........Ee chanthuvinte vaka elllarrkkum nava vatsara aashamsakal......