A tribute to Malayalam films

July last week ....Citibank 's mail says


Dear Citibank Customer,

Thank you for banking with Citibank. We are pleased to provide
you details pertaining to your Citibank Account.

As on 26-JUL-2010, balance in your A/C No. XXXXXXXXXX is Rs 02.95. You can withdraw upto Rs 02.95..!

I was pretty hungry . I checked my wallet .Nothing other than a plethora of bus tickets ..

With all the courage I had then ,I went inside the restaurant and ordered an egg biriyani .



The bearer served egg biriyani which had a nice aroma.I was on to it in a flash .I didn't even think about the piece of paper that was handed over to me in the midst of finishing that meal.

Suddenly Kdaaak.......I screamed in agony .I became the converging point of the lines of sights of all people present there ... The bearer ran towards me anxiously as I removed a piece of bone from my mouth ..Eurekaaaaaaa.......

I shouted at him .....The manager came and apologised.....I ran towards the wash room and made a lot of noises . When I came back ,the manager was waiting for me with a piece of paper .

I took my wallet from my back pocket when Manager interfered - "No need Sir . Don't make this an issue .We are extremely sorry for what has happened ..and then handed over to me the tissue paper he was holding.

I gave them an angry look and walked away from them as if I was annoyed .

"Mandanum poyi pottanum poyi ...Boatumkitti ailasa....."

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PS :
KunjiKrishnan - Raamendra, Nee roadil kidanna pattaye ....

Ramendran --Athe...roadil kidanna patta engane ente platil vannu..managere vilikku..

Email trouble

Any good looking girl in our company is a celebrity .If that girl is a malayalee , its double dhamaaka .This girl , let me call her Sangeetha . Sangeetha is my college-mate .Four years ago, the author was behind Sangeetha's best friend , but he never noticed the hidden beauty in Sangeetha.( Screw my friends :( ) Now who knew , that she would turn out to be a gorgeous one .Now, due to the cold war between the author and the girl , they never even talked .( Author has tried many a times , but the girl never acknowledged his existence ).

As she is a pretty thing , many people have a crush on her. If rumours are to be believed ,if in any discussion someone uses a word remotely similar to her name , the no: of person/sq metre in that area ll quadruple within milliseconds . If she makes even a passing smile at a guy , he ll soon become a celebrity too and undoubtedly , the nemesis of all others .

Her birthday was here .May be due to the work pressure , no one realised that . But the author , I tell you , is a very smart guy , remembered this very well . Since he didn't have the guts to talk to her , he mailed her with all the interested parties bcced.

Soon my inbox was flooded with mails .Every mail had only one question -"Did she reply ? ". Taking advantage of this situation , he only framed a reply mail and forwarded it to all the parties saying that he had got it from her.Soon he started getting phone calls ,SMSes . Many had sent death threats too. Many people apologised for their rude behaviour towards me . Many offered gifts . I thought , finally my world has changed , that too with in 5 minutes .

Satans! I hate them .One of them didn't like my instant rise in the graphs and wanted to make sure about the authenticity of the mail .And one of them sent a copy of the mail to the girl itself .

Author came to know about this very late . as late as when he was making the final strides to the throne .

She is a pretty thing ,but we all know how wild she can get . To aggravate the situation , those who got drunk after seeing the mail i forwaded them , are planning to spread all kind of news like ,the author is a casanova (Dude, WTF) .Half a day , thats all it took for me to become the CASANOVA who had "6" girl friends already! Hello...

So what next ? Whistle blower ?


PS: The author proved that he is still a big name in the "Information Technology" industry . Daddy is Home!

Duh!

Boss : Adam, I need your contact number.
Adam : Ok .My cell number is ********** .

Boss : You might have to come to the office this week end .
Adam : No problem ,boss

Boss : Give me your secondary contact number .I know what you did last time when I had asked you to work on a weekend.This time your idea wont work.

Adam : Last time ,I had lost my cell phone .I found it only on Monday morning .Actually I had left the phone at my office desk only.

Boss : I believe you,totally!But still , what if your mobile disappears on Friday night ?
Adam : Boss , you have to trust me. I am totally committed to my work.

Boss : Don't waste my time.
Adam : Ok.**********.You can use that number. Its my room mate's.

Boss : What's his name?
Adam : R-E-N-O-O

Boss :Aha, live in relationship ?Now i understood why you had diarrhoea last Friday!
Adam :WTF?

Boss :Renoo !!
Adam :Its a male!!!!!!!

Eesomisihaaykku stuthi aayi irikatte!

I am part of 3-4 communities in my company, of which I work as the operations manager of WP .Daily we send two words which are not so common in English to all those who have subscribed to the community daily mailer. We also conduct quiz competitions . One such event is the subject of this topic.

K and I were busy preparing the questions. We were organizing this event for the newly joined batch.

One evening, when we were almost done with the questions..

K: Dude, What about the prizes? Shall we put some money from our pocket for the prizes?
I No way.. The company doesn’t pay us well. Now you want me to spend on something unnecessary .
K: But it’s a competition and so we have to …..

I: As you know , even though our community is the largest and the most active community in the company, we don’t get any funding from the company. So if we have to give away prizes , we ll have to find our own ways
K: We ll ask the boss,the head of this community.
I: Nice. for once , you used your brain.

We sent a mail asking his help in resolving this problem

Now this boss ---One of the coolest guys around, involves in each and every activity within the company, Even though his proficiency in English is below par, he somehow managed to become the head of this community.

He replied back immediately saying that we would have to talk to the person who is in charge of the new joinees. We wrote a mail to a lady who managed the day to day activities of the new joinees. She asked us to discuss the issue with a lady , who assisted her .

Now this assistant and me had passed out from the same college. To be frank , she is gorgeous! Only problem is that she is a”haaalelooya” type..I vividly remember one of those times , when I tried to start a conversation her. I asked her some thing then And she started singing something like karthaavu….ivan….nallathu..etc etc….I didn’t get the answer ,but I confirmed, she is a crack .(She reminds me of Inzamam Ul Huq)

As our boss is a panchaaara , he sent her mail regarding the issue..K and I were in the loop.

Hi …….,

For the quiz event , we want to make sure that the campus welfare fund is utilized to buy the prizes. K,H and me want to “bang” you on this………………………………........................

Regards,
P
(I am pretty sure that the mistake was unintentional)

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Even though P made the mistake ( he still doesn’t know about the difference between the words ) , I was the one who had to suffer . Before the event ,whenever she saw me , she used to smile. .After the event,she murmurs something which I am sure is from the holy book of Malayalam theris and not from Bible


PS: No wonder , why he is the boss and I am the Operations manager!!!!!!